Pool Party!

So J'onn and I were split up by Kang.

I ended up with the 70s. I've managed to convince Harrison Ford to let me be his new agent. So far he's gotten crap offers for something called "Star Wars" I have no idea what it is, but it seems like a rip off of the Phantom Meance without Jar Jar. I'm still trying to move up in time Hollywood Homicide.

Also ran into Luke Cage. He called me a jive turkey when I tried to hug him.

Then I found the Stapler when he had hair and went under the alias The Drumbeat. I then killed him for telling me how "sizzling" Barry Gib was and how I reminded him of me.

Kang just showed up bitchin' about how I'm messing with the time something something.