Monday, September 10, 2007

Quick Hit the Easy Button!

I was having a fabulous morning in my now empty apartment (Bob's still hear, but he's like my dog, not a person). I was sang till my voice sounded like Larry King's after he smoked 80 packs of Wrigley's.

"WHEN I WAKE UP...AND...PUT ON MY MAKE UP...I MAKE LOVE TO MY PICTURES OF BEA! MAUDE WAS GOOD...BUT GOLDEN GIRLS WAS AN ORGY WAITING TO HAPPEN!

As a I stepped out of the shower I rub my butt with the towel, to find that its covered with staples. How discomforting, it was annoying. Thank Xenu I have healing powers.

Anyway that was a minor inconvenience and I plan on calling the towel company.

Sincerely and always yours,

Deadpool

6 comments:

Deadpool said...

That deadpool is the awesomest I wanna be like him when I grows ups!

Deadpool said...

I hsa ta agress otay?

captain koma said...

hmm!

I give this blog two weeks

Deadpool said...

We'll show ya!

Nabeel said...
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Cable said...

I die a few months and you replace me? Great friend you are. *sniff*