Wednesday, November 14, 2007

President Batpool

After learning that in one of the 52 worlds that neither Chris Dodd nor Ron Paul are running for president, I have decided to throw my hat into the ring! I am running against Jon the intergalactic Donkey and some monkey dude. It really doesn't matter.

I have been accepted as a canidate running for the Green Party, after I made Ralph Nader "disappear." Apparently it was just him in the party.

I deserve to win. I repersent the values of the Amrekangalactiaxverse. In fact if I win I can gurantee you no more elections. Who needs them? Federal fund should be used for more worthy cause, like finding homes for unhomeless.

As an amerkangalacorldtion, we need to consider the future. To do that we need to ask, is our children learning? I think anyone who think I'm not smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating. First, I recognize we live in a momentous time. For those of you watching, we seem to have a mechanical flaw. You can't read a newspaper if you can't read.

I also recognize our need to reinteragatism to our essential values. Family values. Family is where America finds hope, where wings take dream.

Now all I need is a VP canidate. AND NO J'ONN YOU CAN'T BE IT! You're a dirty foreigner, and just because you're green doesn't mean the green party should have green leaders! Pfft...we're not the republicans. Elephant leadership has lead them into the hole.


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Well, you do have a valid point there.

The point on your head! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Did I use that one before?

J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said...

:( but you're running for like president of the universe, right? shouldn't that mean I can run too?