So I started my camping tour with Iowa last week. Apparently we weren't going to have smores and I'm supposed to get a bus and give speeches. That made me a sad Panda.
Anyway no one should vote for Jon. He doesn't even have a real job. I don't even think he's even been to space before. I hear he's some weirdo who made a blog about being a gladiator and was insipred by Pluto Nash to make it a space themed blog.
Furthermore one of his camping commrades, Hudson, is my apprentice. So I trained him, and if I get elected I'll make his secretary of defending nude beaches.
Also looking for VP canidates. So far I've narrowed it down to the following:
1. Some pink dude named Bob
2. Imran Khan
3. Ultra Magnus
5. Lord Havok